Reflections on marriage_Part 2_the lighter side

Thought I'd share a couple of marriage jokes I have used over the years to humorously highlight husband and wife gender differences:

1. One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism. Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband and softly said, “A penny for your thoughts.” “It’s amazing!” he replied. “I just can’t see how anyone…can make a crib like that for only $146.00!!”

2. A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window at her: “Pull over.” “No”, she shouts back, “a sweater!”

There you have it--viva la difference!